What animal are you?

1: If you were stuck in the wilderness what would you do?

do nothing

make a mecha robot out of my skin cells and blow up the island to save sailor moon

Use my instincts and try whatever I can to survive

Cannibalize myself

Cry myself to sleep and hope for the best

2: this is the second question

*urine squirts out of eyeballs*

pissburger

*orgy*

3: If you had to choose between your mom or dad who would you choose?

Dad because he is a boy xdd

none because I'm batman and I have no parents

Mom because she is cool xdd

4: Your crush dates the biggest "swag fag" in school. wat do?

Cry. then cry some more

Cut my manhood off of me

Nothing, BECAUSE I AM THE SWAG FAG

5: This is the last question

*urine squirts out of eyeballs*

pissburger

*orgy*