We'll tell you how kind you are IF you tell us how GROSS you are

1: How do you feel about FARTS?

I savor them.

They're gross.

2: Do you wash you hands after going to the bathroom?

YES!

Only after I pee.

Only after I poop.

I don't wash my hands at all.

3: Do you look at your doo doo after you take a nice, big, DUMP?

Always.

Never!

4: Do you pick your nose?.................AND EAT IT?!

Maaaaaaaybe........

Nooooooooooooooo.

5: How many GREEN ones does it take to get a RED one?

6

WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD ANSWER THAT?!