QuizMe

1: Get to Del Taco, they've got a new thing called...

Freshav- FRESHAVACADO!

Crippling depression.

Actually decent food. Who knew?!

CHICKEN NUGGETS!

2: The most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life

Is myself in the mirror

Is Zac Efron like DUH!

IS A BANANANA NEXT TO A BANANANA!

3: *points at geese* Look at all those-

DEMONS!

CHICKENS!

FAT BIRDS!

IDIOTS ON MY LAWN!

4: Oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

Good, now go to sleep permanently.

I like sandwiches.

DON'T TOUCH MY SANDWICH!

Go back to sleep and starve.

5: You know what? I love myself! Even though I look like...

A burnt potato, I'm still the best.

A burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself!

Your mother. Yeah, I said that.

*holds up a mirror* WAIT A MINUTE

6: Netflix and...

Me. Yep, that's my Valentine's Day. *sobs*

me. That's all I need. Yup, screw getting an education or ever having a decent relationship...

Poptarts! Netflix and Poptarts!

LEBRON JAMES.

7: HI WELCOME TO...

CHILI'S!

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

MY HOUSE!

SCHOOL! PREPARE TO DIE!

8: How do you keep your pants up when performing? It's incredible.

*pants fall down* DANG IT...

I don't wear pants.

What are pants?

A belt.

9: Guys say 'Colorado!'

CALIFORNIA.

Cooler- aido! No...

I'M A GIRAFFE!

This is Minnesota...

10: WHAT ARE THOSE

They are my Crocs

Shoes. WHEN THE FREAK WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?!

These things to wear on your feet, you should try it...

HEY, they cost more than your whole outfit, sweetie.

11: Oh hi thanks for checking in, I'm...

Still a piece of garbage!

Just chilling. Inside the trash can.

JOHN CENA!

A lonely friendless loser. Yeah...

12: Hey much money do you have? Like 69 cents. Oh, you know what that means!

It means I'm broke.

It means I have 69 days to live! 69 DAYS!

I hate you.

I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

13: I'm in my mum's car, broom broom

DRIVE MOTHERTRUCKER

Get out me car

A freaking Porsche! YEET!

PATRICIA!

14: I want a church girl that go to church and...

Go to church with them other church girls.

Yeah. Church girl.

Looks like Mary Magdalene!

READ HER BIBLE!

15: Road work ahead?

WHY IS THIS DAY FULL OF PROBLEMS?!

PATRICIA!!!

Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

That was legitness.

16: Hi my name's Derek welcome to Pizza Hut...

Lemme guess, pizza?

I know you're here for the tacos, but the pizza's good too.

And I have osteoporosis.

We don't serve pizza here, by the way. Everyone keeps asking but I really don't know where they got that idea from...

17: Do you know what the answer to number 4 is?

Your mom. *slaps him*

Number 4. *creepy smile*

Did you say number 4? *laughs hysterically*

Don't talk to me Brian, I'm busy learning about snakes! I'm busy learning about snakes!

18: Do you know what the answer to number 4 is?

Your mom. *slaps him*

Number 4. *creepy smile*

Did you say number 4? *laughs hysterically*

Don't talk to me Brian, I'm busy learning about snakes! I'm busy learning about snakes!