1: youre babysitting youre grandson to you he just crys to you ma ma is home he bees like yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy honey why does he hate me just tell him to shut up
2: pilgrim life when your mom hits you when shes not talking to you
3: kids spill water on there laptop they be like yay now i can get a phone you be like time to spend money
4: daddy why does hitler kill people none youre bisnes
5: youre brother wakes you up he says its chrismas you say no it isint 4 hours later omg it is chrismas