QuizMe

1: How many holes in a polo?

Four

Two

Three

One

2: Can a match box?

Yes one beat Mike Tyson

No

No, but a tin can

Yes

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Tennis elbow

What?

I don't understand

K.O

4: Onion

j-j

Carrot

Shallots

28

5: The answer is really big

An elephant

Really big

Infinity

ANSWER

6: What was the answer to question 2?

This one

Third

First

Second

7: What follows December 2nd?

142 dwarves

n

A question mark

December 3rd

8: What sound does a bell make?

Blip-blop-bloop-banga-olanga-woof, nubby-frrph 120,000-eckleck-oo-looo-ascap-babble-de booble wop

F'taang

Froon

Whoop

9: What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?

Canned laughter

Torch

A hole

Gypsies

10: What is the 7th letter of the alphabet

J

H

I

G

11: Stop...

Hammer

Banana

House

Bucket

12: Deal or no deal?

No seal!

No deal!

Seal!

Deal!

13: The choice is yours

+1 skip

-1 life

ESCAPE!!

+1 life

14: Save changes to 'untitled'?

Bran

No

Cancel

Yes

15: How do you kill a werewolf?

Cillit bang

Gravy granules

Black pudding

Shoe polish

16: What flavor is cardboard?

TALC

Pork scratchings

Egg mayonaise

Honey

17: .

Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

Woof. Woof.

Woof. Woof. Woof.

Woof.