Is santa claus REAL?!

1: DID YOU EVER SEE SANTA CLAUSE????!

YEAH, A BUNCH

NO, NOT AT ALLL

2: WHAT DID YOU SEE SANTA DO THE LAS TIME YOU SAW HIM???!!!!!

HE STARTED FARTING LIKE A MANIAC

HE WAS USING MY TOILET.

HE WAS WATCHING TV.

HE STUFFED 5000 COOKIES IN HIS FACE!

3: DID YOU EVER SEEE THE BIG BRAKE UP BETWEEEN THE CAUSSES WHEN TEENS?!

NO, THEY NEVER BROKE UP.

YEAH, IT WAS SO DRAMATIC

IT WAS BORING

NO, NEVER

4: WHAT DOES ANT LILKE TO DO MOST?!

HE LIKES TO EAT A BAJILLION COOKIES

HE LIKE TO BE HAPPY

5: LAST ONE, DO YOU THINK SANTA IS REAL????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

YEAH, HE IS AS ROUND AS A PUMPIKIN

YEAH, DUH