QuizMe

1: You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"

Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.

Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.

2: While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

Amputate the foot before the infection spreads

Scream for help

Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities

Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads

3: You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay

Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment

Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate

Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer

4: Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

Pitcher

Catcher

Designated Hitter

None, you wish the vault had a soccer team

5: Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?

Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol

Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life.

Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.

Throw your tea in granny's face.

6: Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

The Overseer