Build a pizza!

1: What dough?

Whole Wheat.

JUST DOUGH. GIMMIE THE CALORIES BABY!

2: Pick some MEAT.

Pepperoni's.

Vegetarian meat.

🙅 NO MEAT.

Sausage.

Hamburger meat.

OMG. BAAAAAAACOOOOOOON!

Ham.

Chicken.

3: What Sauce?

Pesto.

TOMATO BABY!

White.

🙅 NO SAUCE.

4: And what cheese would you like?

Mozzarella.

All of the above. YUM!

Cheddar.

Parmesan.

American cheese. SLAP IT ON BABY!

🙅 NO CHEESE.

Blue cheese.

5: Would you like some.....JUSTIN BIBER ON YOUR PIZZA?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

6: Any.................SARDINES?!?!?! MUH HAHAHAHA!

NEVER.

ALWAYS.