Are you a lion or a lamb?

1: If your brother was about to jump off a bridge, would you risk your life going out on the ledge to try and stop him?

Yes

No

2: Lions and sheep are both pack animals. Do you prefer to stay with the group or move on?

Eh. If I'm accepted in a pack great. If not... who cares?

I hate the herd! I want to go where I want!

I'm very comfortable here in the herd.

3: Would you eat a bug? (yes, this is relevant. kind of.)

No! Not even if my friends pushed me!

Sure, but by my own free will.

Yes, if my friends did.

4: If a wizard came and said you had to be an animal... what would you be?

If I had to... I would be a horse.

I would be wild, like a wolverine or something.

I plead the fifth. I would miss my friends too much!!

I would hit the wizard and run away

5: Its a school day. Your friends incorrectly told you it was picture day, so you wore a crazy wig that says "Love Mom" on it. What would you do when you found out it's not picture day?

I would (figuratively) kill my friend who told me that

I would shuffle to the bathroom to take it off

I would die of embarassment

I would rip it off and wave it in circles over my head