1: Smelly cat SmeLLy cat, what are they feeding you
2: How you doin?
3: Oh MY GoD, hehehehe
4: Okay, judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay Ice dancer, threw a girls wooden leg in the fire and live in a box!
5: And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone and it IS a big deal!
6: I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. And what's opposite of man? Jam.
7: You're over me? When were you...under me?
8: He's her lobster
10: Because I was mad at you not because I stoped loving you!
11: I don't even have a pla
12: Chandler Is a girl!
13: It's a moo point, it's like a cows opinion it doesn't matter it's moo
14: I'm not so good at advice, could I interest you in a saracastic comment?
15: Gum would be perfection
16: Put the mouse back in the house
17: Well maybe I don't need your money, wait I said maybe
18: Could I BE wearing anymore clothes
19: Oh I wish I could but I don't want to
20: I got off the plane